I almost just started crying help me plszsz!!!?

I was minding my own business when suddenly i heard noise out the window, so enraged, I threw my computer out the window as well as the T.V.and the lamp. My parents will be home any minute and idk how I'm going to explain this to them!Should i tell them I'm working on a theory, that i just threw them out the window to make a statement that a political ban on all electronics because they are racist and don't help end world hunger and global worming! Do you think theyll buy it?? plz 10 pts for someone who gets me outta trouble i dont wanna get grounded for a week!